
[]I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
[]I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
[]I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
[]I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
[]I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
[]I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
[]I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
[]I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[]I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
[]I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
[]I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
[X]I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch/asshole (Runs in the family. Proud of it too.)
[X]I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (Yeah, but not for that.)
[]I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
[X]I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (Psht. People try and get me to shove mine down their throats and I still won't xD)
[]I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
[]I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
[]I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
[]I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
[]I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
[]I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
[]I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
[]I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
[]I'm IRISH (or part Irish), so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
[]I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
[]I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
[]I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
[]I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
[]I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
[]I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
[]I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
[X]I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
[X]I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (Heh. I've been told such but I've never done it xD)
[]I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
[]I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
[]I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
[]I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
[x]I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. (o.o That'd be rather uncomfy!)
[]I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
[]I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
[X]I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (Pretty but not stupid.)
[X]I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (Accurate, actually.)
[]I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
[X]I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (Heh. May not be looking but do indeed recieve it!)
[X]I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
[]I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
[X]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (xDDD Oh hell naw)
[]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
[X]I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (They hurt sometimes...*pokes one* Um...<x<;;; Anyways...)
[]I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
[X]I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (*poses*)
[]I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
[]I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
[X]I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
[]I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
[]I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
[]I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
[x]I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. (Shiiiitt...I wish I was more greedy than I am!)
[]I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
[]I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
[]Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
[]Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
[]Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
[X]I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
[]I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
[X]I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (Heh...)
[x]I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (I'd like to think not.)
[]I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
[]I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
[]I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
[]I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
[]I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
[]I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
[]I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
[X]I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
[X]I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. (Heh. Why worship someone who fears me? : D)
[]I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
[X] I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
[x]I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. (That or have too much stress, depression and a real disease o.o; But hey, whatever.)
[]I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
[]I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
[X]I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (Yet have been asked for advice from people way older...)
[]I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
[]I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
[]I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
[x]I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. (xD I'm not blind!!!)
[]I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
[]I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
[]I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
[x]I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (....That or a vampire. *true story*)
[]I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
[]I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
[X]I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (Heh?)
[x]I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. (Nope. Too funny being sober and watching)
[X]I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (I'll agree to this one)
[X]I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (Nah, just your average, run of the mill bitch.)
[x]My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (I have to use 5-6 shampoos...But I don't have time to use all. So I use three. Makes my hair look greasy for a day and then pretty after that *Shrugs*)
[x]I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (xD Bitch yes, controlling not so much.)
[]I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
[x]I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
[]I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
[]I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
[]Im a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
[X]I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
[X]I am a FANGIRL/BOY so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (xD Me as a stalker...yeah...the people would probably want to keep me xD "Omg. She's like a stray kitten 8D LETS FEED AND KEEP HER")
[X]I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (Shhhhh...)
[X]I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. (Yep! Spoiled with one present every year on my brithday and xmas 8D)
[X]I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (Wanna find out >3)
[]I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
[]I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
[]I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a kilt
[X]Im a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (xD)
[]Im CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
[]I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
[]I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
[]I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
[x]I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (Heh. One all my own!)
[]I WEAR A BIG SUN-HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
[X]I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (Blood is nummy.)
[]I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
[x]I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (Bad teeth...yes but not by choose and that's from the polish side xDDD)
[X]Im WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (8D I'm responsible for the Earth being born?!)
[]I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
[X]Im not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
[X]I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy (Heh. No. I just respect nature because I am part of it!)
[X]I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (xDDDD Ah...no.)
[X]I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. (...)
[X]I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins (Mmm...bbqed babies xDDDDD)
[X]I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan (I don't worship anyone, especially people who fear me, yo!)
[]I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
[]I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
[]I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
[X]I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
[X]I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (And we wonder why intellegence is hard to find these days...)
[X]I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. (Alright! *shrugs*)
[]I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
[X]I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (If that's what they wish to believe. But last I checked, the govn't was supposed to fear the people. *shrugs*)
[]I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
[x]I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
[X]I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (I eat labels for breakfast.)
[]I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
[X]I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (Sure are!)
[X]I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (Nit-picky bitch, actually.)<---Hehe. Agreed Twili xD
[X]I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. (Define mean >3)
[x]Im STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (Yet score the highest in my class...hmmm)
[]I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
[X]I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times ('Allo.)
[]Im GAY so Im after EVERY straight guy around.
[x]I dont want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
[x]I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. (Want to find out how many weapons I have? >3)
[]I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
[]I DRINK, so I MUST have no life.
[x]I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. (Mmmm....bloooooodddddd....)
[X]I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist (Perfectionist...me?)
[]I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
[]I DONT LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
[X]I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist. (*drools* Fiiiirreeeee)
[x]I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be about to bash your head in with a brick. (>3 Oh no...I won't use a precious brick...*evil chuckle*)
[x]I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be about to steal all your stuff. (*whistles*)
[x]I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be stupid and the tests are getting easier. (o.o; Only if school's dumbing me down...which it has been lately.)
[x]I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST tag schools.
[X]I CRY easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
[]I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
[]I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
[X]I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (Heh. Suurreeee *sarcasim*)
[x]I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (Sure am, sure are)
[X]I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (I AM NOT PART OF THE WHALES REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM!)
[]I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy